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Friday, February 17, 2012

The Pink Panther

Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) (to Hotel Clerk at Reception):
"Does your dog bite?"
Hotel Clerk: "No."
Inspector Clouseau (to dog): "Nice doggie."

Dog bites Clouseau.
Inspector Clouseau: "A-aaagh ..... I thought you said it didn't bite."

Hotel Clerk: 'That is not my dog."

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